Watch the Hilarious, Mostly Suitable for Work Trailer for the 'True Blood' XXX Porn Parody

Love triangles. Nudity. Overacting. It's not an episode of "True Blood," but it's close: it's the trailer for the new "True Blood" porn parody.

Yep, that's a real thing. Apparently some of the folks over in the Adult Entertainment industry decided it was time to make a "True Blood" porno.

I find it a bit confusing, considering "True Blood" is practically porn in itself. I think it's pretty much understood at this point that if you're signed on to the show you're going to be showing some usually covered body part or another, often in a sex scene.

The trailer (don't worry, it's SFW except for some f-bombs) is laughable, partly on purpose and partly not. When our heroine Suckie (get it?) meets the parody's version of Eric, the wig is enough to put you in stitches. I mean... good lord. It's almost as bad as the punny "Bangtasia," the name of the vampire club that really didn't much need to be changed.

One of the makers of the parody promises that there's a scene "poking fun at how vampires don't show up in mirrors." Think about it.

Check out the trailer below. Marvel at the horrible dialogue. Applaud politely at the painful attempts at Southern accents.